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Zavon
04-16-2010, 12:16 PM
Saw this on /r9k/ and thought I'd share.

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Translation:

>Excuse me, miss. Might I have a word with you?
>I believe you'll be amused by what I have to say.
>You're in excellent shape and your buttocks look as if they'd be pleasing to the touch.
>Would it offend or inconvenience you if I verified that hypothesis?
>Hah! What a jokester I am (unless you're OK with me touching your butt; I totally will if you are)
>You may be aware of my reputation as something of a cad.
>Furthermore, it's true that clear communication is the most likely path to attaining one's desires when said wants depend on the involvement of others.
>This is why I tend to be rather forward sexually.
>With that in mind, I believe we should adjourn to my bedchamber,
>where you can begin to perform fellatio on me.
>It's clear you enjoy sex quite a lot, as you're spreading your legs in anticipation of coitus and are even suggesting we couple in a manner that is contra naturam.
>During intercourse I'll likely spank you some as I've noticed that women find sensations in contradiction rather arousing.
>Our time spent in lovemaking will involve multiple positions so as to make the experience more pleasurable while simultaneously minimizing any later development of aches and stiffness.
>I believe sex with me will be better than any you've had previously.
>Allow me to reiterate the above point. I am quite the cocksman.
>Complimenting my skill as a lover, I am rather well endowed. You will enjoy the sight of my exceptionally large penis.

Zavon
04-16-2010, 12:17 PM
I'm holdin' wood wheel in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
Piece and chain shinin' in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
TV screens rain in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
I'm gettin' brain from yo' dame in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane

I'm holdin' wood wheel in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
My candy paint leavin' stains in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
Them cats a muggin' better chill in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane
I got my hand on the steel in the turnin' lane, in the turnin' lane

I got that candy paint drippin', dabbers spinnin', in the turnin' lane
Diamonds shinin', fifth wheel reclinin', in the turnin' lane
Screens fall, 24's crawl, in the turnin' lane
You know me, I ain't trippin' 'bout the laws, in the turnin' lane

Me and Mellow pull up real slow, to the turnin' lane
Whip lookin' like it's in a car show, in the turnin' lane
My neck wrist and fist filled with snow, in the turnin' lane
Call me conceited, 'cause I jam my own clothes, in the turnin' lane

Translation:

I'm holding my steering wheel in the turning lane, in the turning lane
>Piece and chain shining in the turning lane, in the turning lane
>TV screens rain in the turning lane, in the turning lane
>I'm getting brain from your head in the turning lane, in the turning lane

>I'm holding my steering wheel in the turning lane, in the turning lane
>My car paint leaving stains in the turnin' lane, in the turning lane
>Them cats a mugging better chill in the turning lane, in the turnin' lane
>I got my hand on the steel in the turnin' lane, in the turning lane

>Me and Mellow pull up very slow, to the turning lane
>Whip looking like it's in a car show, in the turning lane
>My neck wrist and fist filled with snow, in the turning lane
>Call me conceited, because I jam my own clothes, in the turning lane

Zavon
04-16-2010, 12:18 PM
Anyone else got a rap that we can try to translate?

kiroj
04-16-2010, 03:40 PM
The first one was excellent. :D

Zavon
04-16-2010, 03:59 PM
Yeah I didn't even read the second one before posting it. That was terribad.

Anyone want to try to translate this one?


What's up ese
It's that vato OG Spanish Fly
Chilling with Lil' Joker off that 805
Silencer coming from that 619
Anyone got a problem with that can eat a fat dick


This is for the drug dealers, hustlers, busters get no love
When you see me rolling through your hood you'll catch me on some dubs
Spanish Fly, Mad Dog, Maniac it's all the same
I be flipping off the cops in my hood, it ain't no thang
This some baller shit, bump it loud when you're in your ride
If you got a hundred thousand on it, bums I wonder why
Don't trip potatoe chip, get your clientele and sell
Make as much money in a day and you'll do well
To the thugs, keep it gangsta rolling in a coupe
Me and my homey Mad Dog, we stacking loot
This is Low Profile, we run this motherfucker
From SD to Osland, no need to roll with suckers
It's 2000 now and we keep it for the streets
We bumping and banging, and mashing to some gangster beats
We keep it real, we pack that steel
Maniac, Mad Dog, we out to make some bil

Eatlead
04-17-2010, 09:43 PM
Is /r9k/ basically a more intelligent /b/?

Sir Pabst
04-18-2010, 02:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pm2wTGgYAw

Drix
04-18-2010, 04:43 PM
I genuinely do not like Bill Maher at all, but that was funny.

Pyrrhus
04-20-2010, 11:42 AM
The first one was hiiiiiiilarious. I could just imagine Lil'John(Or Dave Chapelle as Lil'John) saying that in his serious voice trying to pick up some chick.

Mute
04-20-2010, 12:48 PM
One of the guys at Explosm does a couple "lyrics explained" This ones from Usher.


It's seven o'clock
On the dot
I'm in my drop top
Cruisin' the streets

It is currently 7 o'clock (most likely PM; black people don’t wake up before 9) and I am driving in a car with the roof down.

Oh yeah

I enjoy it immensely.

I gotta real pretty, pretty little thang that's waiting for me

I have an attractive female companion, you, which I plan on meeting up with soon.

I pull up, Anticipating
Good love, don't keep me waiting
I got plans to put my hands in places
I've never seen, girl you know what I mean

I'm going to fingerbang you.


Let me take you to a place nice and quiet
There ain't no one there to interrupt
Ain't gotta rush
I just wanna take it nice and slow

I don't plan on anybody being around while I fingerbang you.

See I've been waiting for this for so long
We'll be makin' love until the sun comes up
I just wanna take it nice and slow

I am so gentle that time itself will seem to pass without meaning while I'm fingerbanging you.

Now here we are
Drivin' round town
Contemplating where I'm gonna lay you down
Girl you got me sayin'
My, my, my (My)
I wish that I (I)
Could pull over
And get this thing started right now

While driving around, I'm looking for the perfect spot to begin our sexual endeavor. I haven't planned this out ahead of time, but really, it isn't entirely my fault. I’ve just been so consumed with thoughts of fingerbanging you.

I wanna do something freaky to you baby
I don't think they heard me
I, I wanna do something freaky to you baby
So call out my name

I really want to fingerbang you. You can audibly show your appreciation by saying my name.

They call me me - U-S, H-E-R, R-A, Y-M, O-N-D

Just in case you forgot, it's Usher. My name? Usher Raymond? That's spelled U-S-H-E-R R-A-Y-M-O-N-D.

Now baby tell me what you wanna do with me
You know you Gotta nigga feelin' like Jodeci
Every time that you roll with me, holdin' me
Tryin' to get control of me
Nice and slowly
You know
Never lettin' go
Never messin' up the flow
Dis is how the hook go

You're gonna reciprocate this and give me a handjob, right?

Now tell me
Do you wanna get freaky
'Cause - I'll freak you right I will
I'll freak you right I will
I'll freak you like no one has ever, ever made you feel
I'll freak you right I will
I'll freak you right I will
I'll freak you, freak you like no one has ever, ever made you feel

I will fingerbang you like no one has ever fingerbanged you before.

Yeah.

Yes.