How to tie your shoes

[Zavon]

Oh dear god, why didn't I know this already?

[Sillywilly]

I have been thoroughly mind fucked at 33 years old.

[Boxy Brown]

Is this the right and wrong way to tie your shoes thing? Didn't watch but yeah I saw that video a while ago and it made me lol.

[Norska]

Oh TED, you're so fine

you're so fine you blow my mind, hey TED, hey TED

[Dumah]

I always just double knot. Some chick I was dating made fun of me for it, so I just calmly pointed out her flat chest and werewolf pubic hair, and there was once again balance in the galaxy.

[Boxy Brown]

I always just double knot. Some chick I was dating made fun of me for it, so I just calmly pointed out her flat chest and werewolf pubic hair, and there was once again balance in the galaxy.

In the universe is more like it.

[CoSh]

I wear loafers.

[Mute]

Get shoes with zippers on the side.

Best invention ever

[VKhaun]

Tying your shoes is soooo 90's.

[Sillywilly]

I always just double knot. Some chick I was dating made fun of me for it, so I just calmly pointed out her flat chest and werewolf pubic hair, and there was once again balance in the galaxy.

Yeah me too. I don't see the problem with it, although unless it's an expensive pair of running shoes I just leave them tied and slip them on.

[Dumah]

Apparently its a juvenile means of not having to worry about your shoelaces coming undone, because she asked me "what are you, like 8?" Which would have made her a pedophile, albeit not a very good one.

[Alex Mars]

Apparently its a juvenile means of not having to worry about your shoelaces coming undone, because she asked me "what are you, like 8?" Which would have made her a pedophile, albeit not a very good one.

How exactly can one be a "good" pedophile?

[Ziel]

"Look, but don't touch".

[Mute]

How exactly can one be a "good" pedophile?

Same way someone can be a "good" hit-man. You don't get caught.

[Norska]

I don't double knot my shoes, but then again I never untie them.... ever. Well, except for boots. Slipping them on without untying them would probably probably result in a ripped open pair of boots and a hernia. Outside of boots, I'm a sneakers kind of guy and those bitches just stay tied up. Like all bitches should be.

[Zoobi]

I'm a sandles guy myself. Wear them 24/7 unless I'm going to some formal event.

[Valec]

I'm a sandles guy myself. Wear them 24/7 unless I'm going to some formal event.

Oh, one of those assholes, huh?

[Saxiphone]

Fuck you, and the climate that you live in. Put on a double layer of socks and freeze like the rest of us.

[Dumah]

How exactly can one be a "good" pedophile?

One of those hot teachers you see on the news.

[Valec]

One of those hot teachers you see on the news.

He brings up a valid point.

[Norska]

Come now, we all now they're just a myth.

[smeekins]

Okay, I know this thread has already derailed, but back to the topic at hand for a minute. Am I the only person that doesn't even tie my shoes like that?? I have always done two loops and then tied them together, which always yields the horizontal bow. Maybe I'm in the minority here...LOL

[dr.wang]

I already did this, I thought everyone did.

[Ziel]

Okay, I know this thread has already derailed, but back to the topic at hand for a minute. Am I the only person that doesn't even tie my shoes like that?? I have always done two loops and then tied them together, which always yields the horizontal bow. Maybe I'm in the minority here...LOL

I did it like that as a child and got berated for it. "Tie your laces like an adult!"

Pfffsh.

[Esfires]

Okay, I know this thread has already derailed, but back to the topic at hand for a minute. Am I the only person that doesn't even tie my shoes like that?? I have always done two loops and then tied them together, which always yields the horizontal bow. Maybe I'm in the minority here...LOL

That was always how the "slow" kids tied their shoes.