-Agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
-"Personally, I play a warlock to set people on fire as they run in fear while I steal their souls. As an added perk, I play an undead warlock so I can eat their brains afterwards. I suppose a better question is, why do people play anything else?" (Unknown WoW forum poster)
This is just like the moon landing all over again. Those are nothing but a bunch of rocks from Arizona.
"Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire
Careful, he keeps his pimp hand strong.