I am a sleep --cker

[Zavon]

I have no idea why this happens to me, and often dont even know it until the next day when someone tells me-- but I am a sleep fucker.

The first time it happened was about 8 years ago. I woke up balls deep in my ex wife, and exclaimed "whats happening!!!". She had thought I was fully conscious, and was freaked out that I'd been asleep the entire time. It happened about 6 more times over the course of my marriage.


Fast forward to now and its happening to my current g/f once a week. Its crazy and disorienting as shit! She just texted me today about my alter ego's exploits last night...

Apparently, hes actually a much more passionate lover! Wtf!?

[Ziel]

So what's the problem?

[Wulf]

rofl that's awesome... just don't fall asleep next to someone you don't know... sleep rape is serious business.

[Random Havoc]

Note to self - Never accept sleep over invite from Zavon!!

[Bragi]

Yeah. What's the problem, exactly?

[Draconian]

So not surprised.

[Sillywilly]

we went camping and I thought I had just hemorroids from the hike!!!!!! :-(

[Mute]

One day you should wait for her to fall asleep, then start having sex with her. Perhaps she just likes the idea now she gets surprise sex

[Andile™]

Your gf is betraying you with you. You should be ashamed, poor you.

[Dumah]

Pretty sure you're a bigger fucker when you're awake, fucker.

[Norska]

We are now entering the Me, Myself and Irene territory.

One day you're gonna wake up with a dildo in your ass and your gf turning to you and saying "Honey, last night was amazing."

[Sillywilly]

One day you should wait for her to fall asleep, then start having sex with her. Perhaps she just likes the idea now she gets surprise sex

They like that 3-4 am sex anyway. 3 times as likely to get layed then.

[Boxy Brown]

I'm glad I'm not a sleep plowist. I've had way too many sleepovers with Age.

[Mute]

Curious, do you sleep with or without pants on?

[Wulf]

Curious, do you sleep with or without pants on?

crotchless!