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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrrhus View Post
    The aussie totally did it on purpose and now is making the rounds for the news publicity.
    Oh, totally. First thing I thought when I saw Australian. Still can't believe they cucked on gun rights.
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Truth is the best humor.

    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    Truth is the best humor.

    I just laughed my fucking ass off at this.
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    God Emperor Trump posted this on FB:

    >Tfw you have a history of cheating but it's OK because you're a princess now
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    I dunno why I thought this was funny:

    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zavon View Post
    Funny amazon reviews are the best. Have we talked about the sugar free gummy bears?
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    I can't remember of gummy bears was here or somewhere else when I first saw it.
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    Ahahahaha, not a joke on purpose; but funny. I don't think this one got enough nutritions.

    ‘The food we eat in SA does not come from farms owned by whites, it’s comes from Shoprite, Pick n Pay, and Spar’, Says Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries Minister
    http://www.breeknuusza.com/the-food-...ries-minister/
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    Ahahahaha, not a joke on purpose; but funny. I don't think this one got enough nutritions.

    ‘The food we eat in SA does not come from farms owned by whites, it’s comes from Shoprite, Pick n Pay, and Spar’, Says Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries Minister
    http://www.breeknuusza.com/the-food-...ries-minister/

    “if eating each other is the only option we have left when white farmers leave. Then it is fine, we will do it. People do eat people sometimes to survive.”
    I think they're going to be just fine. They got the nutritions figured out.
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    Ahahahaha, not a joke on purpose; but funny. I don't think this one got enough nutritions.

    ‘The food we eat in SA does not come from farms owned by whites, it’s comes from Shoprite, Pick n Pay, and Spar’, Says Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries Minister
    http://www.breeknuusza.com/the-food-...ries-minister/
    Okay, is it possible this is fake news? Or maybe a joke out of context?
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    Elon Musk tweeted to a jewish journalist talking about the media keeping "powerful people" in check; he replied with "Who owns the media?"

    Like any normal person I assumed he meant "powerful people" own the media. Jews, being neurotic knew it was about them, since they are those "powerful people". Their kvetching her perhaps been a red pill for normies.

    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    pol running a vote democrat campaign. As usual, posters far too honest for actual campaigning. I laughed. That being said, I guess I'll stop postin since yall niggas dead.

    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    That being said, I guess I'll stop postin since yall niggas dead.
    Board became about pretty much one topic, and it's pretty played out.

    RIP. :/

    Hope to see you all on star citizen. Have we convinced Zavon to get that yet?
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VKhaun View Post
    Board became about pretty much one topic, and it's pretty played out.

    RIP. :/

    Hope to see you all on star citizen. Have we convinced Zavon to get that yet?
    Not that I know of (on the Star Citizen front); also last I heard of it he still had a potato computer. If it became about one topic it's cause NIGGAS don't post nothing. Did you ever get your boomstick?
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Ya'll niggas gay tho.

    Nah I do get tired of the alt right shit (JEWZ REEE) sometimes, but I just been sick and dealing with a sick kid. I'll always come back eventually. Even if I did die, I'd probably come back and give the website Typhoid.
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    Not that I know of (on the Star Citizen front); also last I heard of it he still had a potato computer. If it became about one topic it's cause NIGGAS don't post nothing. Did you ever get your boomstick?
    No. I picked a bad range apparently and then I didn't like most of what I rented to try. It kinda took the wind out of me on the topic.

    I'm moving in like two months into a MUCH MUCH cheaper place. I was astonished to find rents literally $300-$400 cheaper in nicer areas than I live now over by where I'll be working next year. When I move I'll find a new range and resume.


    Quote Originally Posted by Zavon View Post
    but I just been sick and dealing with a sick kid. I'll always come back eventually. Even if I did die, I'd probably come back and give the website Typhoid.
    Haven't you been sick for like, two years? You were trading illnesses with your immediate family back when we were on voice chat for FFXIV right? I feel like you always say that you or someone in your life is ill. Eat your rice, nigga. Damn.
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    I think his wife works at a university, which basically means she is around mostly six year olds all day. Schools are nests of illness.
    In this world is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of god hovering from above? Perhaps men have no control even over their own will.

    You're right, we are mortal and fragile. But even if we are tortured or wounded, we'll fight to survive. You should feel the pain we feel and understand. I am the messenger that will deliver you to that pain and understanding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeinna View Post
    I think his wife works at a university, which basically means she is around mostly six year olds all day. Schools are nests of illness.
    Yeah, nigga needs to drink airbourne like it's water.
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Ya'll niggas gay as a trophy husband in west hollywood.

    Yeah my wife work up at the uni, nerd herding. But its mostly because the pollen where I live is insane, and the fact my kids are like booger magnets, soaking up every nasty thing in sight.
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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