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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "Drops baby off safely"...

    I know that's supposed to be a racist joke, but it bothers me more that the author wrote this like the criminal should be recognized for how they went about committing the crime. He's "Florida Man" not car thief, and he "drops baby off safely". Like "of course we have car jackers" and "of course we leave babies in hot cars". That's just "normal". And hey look, this carjacker was one of the good ones.

    This is how all our community's car thieves should aspire to be when interacting with our community's babies left in hot cars! e_e
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    A Fish called Vawkwanda: "Drops baby off safely"...
    I really hate the tip toe language thing too (that especially liberals like to use). One of my liberal friends on FB was screaming and gnashing her teeth over the supreme court thing, because qoute, "We have an administration that is kidnapping children from their fucking parents!". My new years resolution was not to argue on FB anymore, so I just chuckled and moved on with my life. But the person that believes this is an English Professor at a very big university.


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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    I don't know why, but I laughed at this shit way too hard:

    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

  8. #608

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    Haha, I enjoy Murdoch Murdoch entirely too much.

    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    lol, Ron Paul is our goy.

    http://archive.is/gwpcx
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    Did I share this one, another grand reddit find.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrrhus View Post
    Did I share this one, another grand reddit find.

    That was really good. I need to share it with my wife. I can't figure out who the fuck watches these people though, much less who gives them money.
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    Thirsty males aged 10-infinity.

    Judging by the Saudi Prince line I'm willing to bet a good portion of her highest "tippers" aren't American.

    I went in kinda deep in the reddit hole on this one, apparently she is also married but plays the single role on her IRLTwitch streams to attract viewers and donations.

    Twitch is rapidly turning into a softcore porn platform for 'gamers'.

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrrhus View Post
    Twitch is rapidly turning into a softcore porn platform for 'gamers'.
    Wrong tense. Been that way for a long time. lol
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    IDK, I only watch twitch at night sometimes to help me go to sleep. They got this sleepy as fuck nigga named Kripp that plays hearthstone til late at night. I don't even like hearthstone, but this dude makes me fall asleep so good. Mostly, its because he has a quiet voice and yawns the entire time.
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrrhus View Post
    Thirsty males aged 10-infinity.

    Judging by the Saudi Prince line I'm willing to bet a good portion of her highest "tippers" aren't American.

    I went in kinda deep in the reddit hole on this one, apparently she is also married but plays the single role on her IRLTwitch streams to attract viewers and donations.

    Twitch is rapidly turning into a softcore porn platform for 'gamers'.
    From the same girl. I laughed at this too:

    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    Huff post has had a 10yo in drag on their front page for a few days now... "FIERCE"...
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

  20. #620

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    YouTube keeps whacking the racist/WN songs I link to VK's title, but I found a perfect one this time as a replacement.
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    I've seen some of these martian magazine comics floating around. They are always funny.
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    "I do think that most atheists are fat out of shape faggots that would be ok with other men shagging their women. The few that can actually get a woman. General failures at life in every regard. " Zavon

  25. #625

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    Ah, the circle of life.

    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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