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    Internet Historian covers Tay
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    God I love these. I remember the one where they hooked a taser up to shock people in the nuts. I googled "Bait Bike". I'm going to be watching this shit for a while now.
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    There's a joke here to be made here somewhere using the term "colorized".
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    I believe Andrew Anglin has now reached troll levels not previously known to be possible.

    https://dailystormer.is/andrew-angli...li-television/

    --->Troll translation

    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    This is the best picture I have ever seen in my life
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    2 Kings 2:23-24: "....Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Gab is a fucking goldmine of these things.
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Voat "TraditionalWives" top post today. Someone did some baking.



    The_Donald migration message holds true still.



    Never change voat, you make me choke on my coffee at least once a day.
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    I don't really find the whole genocide thing funny, but I have to admit that is pretty creative.
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    2 Kings 2:23-24: "....Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zavon View Post
    I don't really find the whole genocide thing funny, but I have to admit that is pretty creative.
    I find it funny because it's so exaggerated. Not being happy with the million or so J3ws that actually died (forget about the higher number of gypsies cause fuck gypsies) they inflated the number up with comical stories. Rather than it being truthful (worked to death, disease, starvation); they made up ridiculous stories, fake gas chambers, death rollercoasters, crematoriums that defy the laws of physics, etc.

    The only reason the plight of J3ws in Germany was worse than the plight of Japanese in the US is forced labor, and nobody ever cut the supply lines in the US (causing mass starvation, prisoners first).

    Then you find out they've been claiming 6 million died in some "h0l0caust" since the 1800's due to some religious prophecy and it makes more sense. It needs scorn and mockery, it needs to be knocked down several pegs; both because it's at the heart of the religion that is killing the West, and because Communism killed many orders of magnitude more people than fascism ever did. By elevating the h0l0caust to religious status we do a vast disservice to both ourselves and the millions that have died to Marxism.



    Sorry for derailing the humor thread with a moment of serial. The fact that people go to prison for questioning things like Nazi death masturbation devices in Europe is absurd.

    The Truth:
    -Nazis hated J3ws (for reasons)
    -Nazis deported tons of J3ws (Responsible for Israel), deportations stopped due to allied blockade
    -Nazis worked J3ws to death in forced labor camps
    -Nazis dehumanized J3ws through propaganda and media
    -Nazis executed any J3ws that resisted by firing squad
    -Nazi scientists performed unethical experiments on J3ws

    That's bad enough, but it's not reshape the western world around guilt bad. It's not Japanese Nanking bad, cause that shit was horrifying. The fact that I have to l33tspeech this shit to avoid A-D-L bots is annoying too.
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marou View Post
    I find it funny because it's so exaggerated. Not being happy with the million or so J3ws that actually died (forget about the higher number of gypsies cause fuck gypsies) they inflated the number up with comical stories. Rather than it being truthful (worked to death, disease, starvation); they made up ridiculous stories, fake gas chambers, death rollercoasters, crematoriums that defy the laws of physics, etc.

    The only reason the plight of J3ws in Germany was worse than the plight of Japanese in the US is forced labor, and nobody ever cut the supply lines in the US (causing mass starvation, prisoners first).

    Then you find out they've been claiming 6 million died in some "h0l0caust" since the 1800's due to some religious prophecy and it makes more sense. It needs scorn and mockery, it needs to be knocked down several pegs; both because it's at the heart of the religion that is killing the West, and because Communism killed many orders of magnitude more people than fascism ever did. By elevating the h0l0caust to religious status we do a vast disservice to both ourselves and the millions that have died to Marxism.



    Sorry for derailing the humor thread with a moment of serial. The fact that people go to prison for questioning things like Nazi death masturbation devices in Europe is absurd.

    The Truth:
    -Nazis hated J3ws (for reasons)
    -Nazis deported tons of J3ws (Responsible for Israel), deportations stopped due to allied blockade
    -Nazis worked J3ws to death in forced labor camps
    -Nazis dehumanized J3ws through propaganda and media
    -Nazis executed any J3ws that resisted by firing squad
    -Nazi scientists performed unethical experiments on J3ws

    That's bad enough, but it's not reshape the western world around guilt bad. It's not Japanese Nanking bad, cause that shit was horrifying. The fact that I have to l33tspeech this shit to avoid A-D-L bots is annoying too.

    Why did Hitler hate jews? Rabbi Yosef Tzvi ben Porat will explain to you



    This video. I knew it wasn't just irrational Jew hate but he really went into some detail there. I had never heard the Russian angle. I knew the Jews had been expelled many times throughout the centuries (major exhile from Spain for example) because they were known for moving in and taking over local governments in order to take a stab at broader governments.

    Apparently he's not alone.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2utUSJM-50
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    "Nah man, a Paladin has to play fair and by the rules. Do you really see Silly not attacking a weakened opponent? Or rather, not exploiting a weakness to take an enemy down? He'd totally do that. It's the law of the jungle with Silly, even if he does have faith. I think he's principled, just not merciful." - Zavon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sillywilly View Post
    Why did Hitler hate jews? Rabbi Yosef Tzvi ben Porat will explain to you



    This video. I knew it wasn't just irrational Jew hate but he really went into some detail there. I had never heard the Russian angle. I knew the Jews had been expelled many times throughout the centuries (major exhile from Spain for example) because they were known for moving in and taking over local governments in order to take a stab at broader governments.

    Apparently he's not alone.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2utUSJM-50
    I could drop a bunch of crazy information on you but I don't want to get this site shut down. Hah - Instead I'll just recommend strongly that you read the Culture of Critique by Kevin MacDonald. Basically, when one group acts with extreme nepotism and in-group preference, and others don't. This sort of thing happens. I'm inclined to apologize for sharing this information, because nothing good comes from knowing it.


    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    2 Kings 2:23-24: "....Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

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    His response, with sources.

    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    An oldie but goodie (especially if you've never seen it). There is something about Matt Berry that just makes me want to grin:

    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    2 Kings 2:23-24: "....Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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