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    It made me chuckle.

    Do you like basghetti?


    I knew, ever since that day, the reason you had approached me, tender and soft, that my body is to your taste. To your hunger stricken eyes, how does my body seem? If you are to eat me, do it in one blow, so that the meat does not get hard. - Menchi, The Emergency Ration

  2. #302

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    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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    What did he try to bite that shit off?
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    2 Kings 2:23-24: "....Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zavon View Post
    What did he try to bite that shit off?
    You have to think the guy would have died an idiocy related death regardless eventually. Giving oral to a prostitute demonstrates some seriously bad judgment. The fact that she isn't catching an attempted murder charge is pretty ridiculous.

    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Top Comment: "When you set the character customization sliders to max"
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    2 Kings 2:23-24: "....Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    IDK what the eclipse is...
    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    2 Kings 2:23-24: "....Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zavon View Post
    IDK what the eclipse is...
    Read Berserk.

    Or...

    https://youtu.be/Kr3XYalXhUs?t=3100
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Your video was in japanese and was utterly incomprehensible. A magic face tomato sent everyone into the black and white land of face peoples.

    I tried to do a google to find out what happened and found this, a much better video explaining:

    "Doubt is not an agreeable condition, but certainty is an absurd one." ~ Voltaire

    2 Kings 2:23-24: "....Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zavon View Post
    Your video was in japanese and was utterly incomprehensible. A magic face tomato sent everyone into the black and white land of face peoples.

    I tried to do a google to find out what happened and found this, a much better video explaining:

    I've always been fond of this one.



    Here tho

    https://youtu.be/5_wocN8j3qk?t=4550
    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    "The argument that “people now have more freedom than ever” is based on the fact that we are allowed to do almost anything we please as long as it has no practical consequences."

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    Quote Originally Posted by VKhaun View Post
    We're just plain making fun of disabled people now?


    And on that day, VKhaun the hypocrite went to hell.
    Nowadays when people start to get killed by fireballs, no one says they need to dodge the fireball anymore; they say they need to go get a fire resist ring and some ice damage so they don't have to.

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